Crunchy Baked Chicken Wings

Crunchy Baked Chicken Wings
My favorite way to describe chicken wings is as “chicken’s version of bacon.”  The fat/meat/crunch ratio is so utterly satisfying, eating only one in a helping is doubtful.  Ideally, the best way to achieve this is through deep fat frying.  I would happily oppose any deep fried wing with my oven baked version.  Yes.  They’re that good.

1 lb chicken wings

2 T vegetable oil
1 t salt
1 t pepper

First do this:

Move one of the racks in your oven to the very bottom row.  Pre-heat to 450°.  Break down the chicken wings by separating the “drummette” from the wing, from the wing tip.  Rinse the chicken in cool running water.  Dry the chicken very well with paper towel.

Then do this:

Toss the drummettes and wings in the vegetable oil, salt and pepper until very evenly coated.  Place the oiled and seasoned chicken wings and drummettes on a sheet pan, separated by at least 1/2”.  Place on the bottom rack of the oven and bake for 10 minutes.  With a tongs, flip the half cooked chicken onto the other side and cook for another 10 minutes.

Now do this:

Remove the hot chicken from the oven, cover in your favorite wing sauce, and serve immediately.

Eat it like this:

Using your fingers, dig in with a bunch of friends, a bunch of napkins, and a bunch of cold beer.

If you’re goin’ rogue:

Adjust the salt and pepper to your liking.  I like salty/spicy/crunchy wings. 

If you want a sauceless hotwing, add ¼ - 1/8 t ground cayenne pepper with the salt, black pepper, and oil.

Keep this in mind:

Don’t throw away your wing tips, save them to make chicken stock!

Cut the chicken at  the joints to effortlessly break down the wings.

Steps to guarantee the crunch factor:  Thoroughly dry that chicken, ensure plenty of space between the wings while baking, and don’t just “toss” them with a spatula when it is time to turn them over!  A little care will go a LONG way here.

Chili-Lime Wing Sauce

Chili-Lime Wing Sauce
A tangy twist on the classic Buffalo wing.  To.  Die.  For.

½ c butter

½ c Frank’s Red Hot (This is crucial, in my opinion)
1/3 c fresh squeezed lime juice (no, you cannot use the bottled junk)
½ t black pepper

First do this:

In a medium sauce pan over medium heat, combine all of the ingredients.  Cook about 5-6 minutes, until the sauce is slightly thickened, stirring intermittently.  Keep warm until ready to use.

Then do this:

Toss over a batch of Crunchy Baked Chicken Wings, serve immediately.

Eat it like this:

With bleu cheese dressing and celery, of course!  Ranch dressing is a good stand in, too.

If you’re goin’ rogue:

If you think about it, this is already a rogue recipe.  But if you want, toss in a clove of finely minced garlic to the sauce while it simmers.  Just make sure you are eating these with someone who will love you despite your garlic breath.

Keep this in mind:

The sauce will separate while it is reducing.  That’s okay.

Firey Ginger Pineapple Wing Sauce

Firey Ginger Pineapple Wing Sauce
Sweet, salty, tangy, spicy.  Damn good on wings, but also just as amazing on grilled pork chops.

1 can pineapple juice concentrate

½ c packed dark brown sugar
¼ c dark corn syrup
3 T soy sauce
1 ½ t ground ginger
1 t granulated garlic
½ t dried chili flakes
½ t black pepper 

First do this:

In a medium sauce pan over medium heat, combine all of the ingredients.  Cook about 8-10 minutes, until the sauce is slightly thickened, stirring intermittently.  Keep warm until ready to use.
 

Then do this:

Toss over a batch of Crunchy Baked Chicken Wings, serve immediately.

Eat it like this:

With your fingers, a bunch of napkins, and a cold beer.

If you’re goin’ rogue:

Sorry, I can’t condone going rogue on this sauce.  You will understand in time, grasshoppah.

Keep this in mind:

This sauce has a very high sugar content.  Do not let it boil too hard or reduce too far, or you will end up with salty, tangy, spicy caramel.  Not what we are going for here.

If you want to taste this while it is cooking, spoon a little bit of it onto a plate and allow it to cool a minute or two before tasting.  Boiling sugar is like napalm, and you DO NOT want that kind of burn on the roof of your mouth!

Parmesan-Garlic Wing Sauce

Parmesan-Garlic Wing Sauce
Amazing on wings.  Amazing smeared onto a crispy ciabatta roll for a steak sandwich, too.

1 packet ranch dressing seasoning

1 c sour cream
1 c mayonnaise
3 cloves garlic
½ c grated parmesan cheese
½ tsp salt
1t black pepper

First do this:

On a cutting board, combine the salt and the garlic.  With the side of your knife, using a “sliding” motion, mash the garlic and the salt together into a paste. 

Then do this:

Combine all ingredients and mix until well combined.  Chill for at least an hour to allow the flavors to meld.

Now do this:

Toss over a batch of Crunchy Baked Chicken Wings, serve immediately.

Eat it like this:

These wings are awesome as-is, but I adore dipping them in marinara sauce.  (Instead of ranch or bleu cheese)

If you’re goin’ rogue:

Kick up the spice factor by adding ¼ - ½ (or more) t of crushed red pepper flakes.

Keep this in mind:

If this sauce sits on the hot chicken for too long it will start to become slightly transparent.  There’s nothing wrong with that, it’s just not as appetizing.    

Bee's Chips

Bee’s Chips
Better than any restaurant made French fry or potato wedge.  I promise.  Even better is that you can cook these in the oven while you are making some Crunchy Baked Chicken Wings.

3-4 medium russet potatoes

3-4 T vegetable oil
1 ½ T Adobo with pepper
1 t dried oregano
½ t black pepper

First do this:

Preheat your oven to 450°.  Slice the potatoes length wise, about ½” thick.  Rinse in cold water for about 2 minutes.  Dry well on paper towel.

Then do this:

Toss the dried off potato slices with the oil and spices until very well coated.  Arrange in a single layer on sheet pans.  Allow at least ¼ inch between slices.
                                     
Now do this:
Bake at 450° for ten minutes.  With tongs, turn each slice over.  Bake another 10 minutes.  Serve immediately.

Eat it like this:

I think all fried-style potatoes should be served piping hot with ketchup.  Others prefer ranch.  You do what you like.

If you’re goin’ rogue:

Switch up the type of spuds you’re using!  Impress your friends and use purple bliss potatoes, why don’t you?  Even small fingerling potatoes would be pretty boss.

Keep this in mind:

Your oven must be preheated.  You’re trying to get these as brown and crispy as possible, without using a deep fryer.  Ideally these spuds will be deep golden brown, crispy on the outside and creamy on the inside.

Miss Bee's Base-ic Frozen Custard

Miss Bee's Base-ic Frozen Custard
This is one of the BEST recipes I have found for frozen custard base.  By base, I mean that you can augment this in many different ways to get a bazillion different flavors.  It takes a certain amount of confidence and skill to master (plus an ice cream maker) but it is well worth the effort.  The end result is dense, rich, buttery and creamy. 

6 large egg yolks

6 T butter
1 C white sugar, divided
¼ t salt
2 C heavy cream
2 C whole milk
1 t vanilla

In preparation, do this:

Make an ice bath:  Fill a large mixing bowl about half full with half ice/half water.  Place a slightly smaller mixing bowl on top of the ice water.  Set aside.

First do this:

In a large sauce pan over medium heat, melt the butter.  Once melted,add ½ c sugar and the salt.  Cook until the sugar is melted and homogenized into the butter, about 3-5 minutes.  Add the milk carefully, and cook until the sugar is completely dissolved into the milk, about 3-5 minutes.  Do not let the milk boil over.  Remove from heat.

Then do this:

In a separate large mixing bowl, combine the egg yolks with the remaining sugar.  Mix until well combined.  Temper the hot milk into the eggs by ladling the milk in small amounts, about ¼ c at a time, into the eggs while constantly stirring.  Temper about ½ of the milk mixture into the eggs.  Transfer the egg/milk mixture into the sauce pan with the remaining milk/sugar mixture.

And then do this:

Cook the custard mixture over low heat until slightly thickened, or nappant.  Remove from heat. 

Now do this:

Pour the thickened custard through a fine sieve into the bowl that has been set atop the ice bath.  Let cool, stirring intermittently to prevent further cooking, and curdling.  Add heavy cream and vanilla.  Once fully cooled, transfer to your ice cream maker and process according to its specifications.

After all of that, do this:

Place into a freezer safe container to ripen (freeze) at 0° for at least 4 hours.  I do not recommend freezing in the container that comes with your ice cream maker (mostly because then you can’t make more custard until this is gone!)

Eat it like this:

It’s frozen custard!  You know what to do!

If you’re goin’ rogue:

I do not advise going rogue with this recipe.  You’ve wandered into pastry territory, and now you’re working with formulas. 

If you want to add nuts, fruit, or other goodies, do so once you have processed the ice cream.  When transferring the fresh frozen custard into the container in which it will be frozen, alternate layers of custard and mix-ins.  Make sure you have chilled these well (frozen is best) beforehand so you don’t undo any of the freezing you just did during processing.

Keep this in mind:

Cooked custard can be finicky.  Have all of your ingredients and supplies ready before you begin.

Do not combine the eggs and sugar together until you are ready to use them.  If you do this too far in advance, a chemical reaction will occur that essentially will start to cook the yolks.  If that happens, you lose the chance to thicken the custard.

The custard is properly thickened when you can dip a wooden spoon into the custard and it will coat the back of the spoon.  When you run your finger down the back of the spoon, the custard will not spread back into the space you wiped away.

Be patient when cooking stirred custard.  If you cook too fast, over too high of heat, you will curdle theeggs.  This will either cause the custard to separate completely, or give it a grainy texture.  Neither of which are entirely delicious.

Your best bet for freezing the custard is to go to your local grocery store and purchase the empty cardboard containers that are used to buy hot soup to-go.  Make sure you place a layer of waxed paper between the custard and the lid, to lock out any creepy freezer flavors that might get in.  (Plastic gets rigid when frozen.  Rigid plastic shatters when dropped.  Yes, I did learn that lesson the hard way.)

Salt and Black Pepper Caramel Apple Ribbon

Salt and Black Pepper Caramel Apple Ribbon
Probably one of my favorite confections of all time is the caramel apple.  What could be better than pairing it with frozen custard?
This is a sister recipe to my Base-ic Frozen Custard.  Can be served hot as a topping, or swirled into the fresh frozen custard before ripening.

Fried Apples

2 medium Granny Smith apples, peeled, ½“ dice
¼ c butter
¼ c brown sugar
¼ t salt
½ t black pepper

Salted Caramel:

7oz soft caramel candies (1/2 bag)
7oz sweetened condensed milk (1/2 can)
1 t salt

Crunchies

1 c pecans, toasted and roughly chopped

In preparation, do this:

Line a sheet pan with a layer of lightly greased parchment paper that extends past all edges.  Set aside.

First do this:

In a medium sauce pan over low heat, combine the caramel candies, sweetened condensed milk, and salt.  Cook on low, stirring frequently, until caramels are completely melted into the milk.  Do not allow to boil  Remove from heat.  Pour onto the lined sheet tray and allow to cool.

Then do this:

In a large skillet over medium high heat, melt the butter.  Once the butter is melted, add the apples and cook until tender-crisp, about 4-5 minutes.  Add brown sugar, salt, and black pepper.  Cook until the brown sugar has melted and begins to bubble, about 2-3 minutes.  Remove from heat and allow to cool.

For custard ribbon, now do this:

In freezer-friendly containers, layer with fresh frozen custard in this pattern:  Custard, caramel, apples, pecans, repeat.  When you get to the top, finish with custard.  Seal with a layer of waxed paper between the custard and the lid.  Store in the freezer at 0° and allow to ripen for at least 4 hours. 

For warm topping, eat it like this:

Place 1 or 2 scoops of frozen custard in a sundae dish (don’t use a cereal bowl, you eat with your eyes too!).  Spoon over 2 T of warm salted caramel, 2 T of warm fried apples, and 2 T chopped toasted pecans.

If you’re goin’ rogue:

Yes, you can omit the black pepper… but then how will you shock and impress your friends?

If you want it less sweet, you can omit the brown sugar from the fried apples.  Cook them about 6-8 minutes in total.

Don’t like salted caramel?  Omit all but ¼ t of the salt.  Like it saltier?  Add more salt.

Keep this in mind:

Do not overcook the salted caramel.  You are not further caramelizing it, as much as softening it to create a ribbon.  The darker the caramel, the deeper the flavor, but also the stiffer the caramel.

It’s important to transfer the caramel to the sheet pan to cool.  Keeping it in the pot will cause it to continue to cook, and maybe burn.